Blog of Doom

Well, Morgan’s Inflatable Insanity visit was Saturday instead of Sunday this week. He’s missed a few because he was very naughty and naughty boys don’t get to go to Inflatable Insanity. This week he was extra good.
We got there a little late, and this time Ash came with us. We were going to do the [...]

“Daddy’s a present!?” Morgan says. I should say that no, I don’t have a present for him, but instead…
“That’s right. I’m like a big present that comes home every day!” I reply.
“Right baby?”
“If you say so, dear.” She says patiently.
I AM THE KING OF FOOLS. BOW BEFORE ME, FOOLISH MINIONS!

Here’s a picture of our refrigerator. Ash thinks she’s funny.
There is a picture of me very drunk at the top, right above the whiteboard pen.
Next to that is the wedding picture of the daughter of Ash’s best friend.
To the right of the whiteboard is Morgan and his Kindergarden teacher on the last day of school.
Near [...]

Ash was recently telling me about her visit to her doctor on Friday. I took off work early to watch Morgan while she went to the doctor. After waiting for an hour or so to see her doctor (she was running behind because of a problem with a previous patient), she got some new prescriptions [...]

Today we got Ash’s new DVD drive in the mail. She bought Sims 2 last weekend and was excited about the fun she was going to have playing it. Unfortunately she was to be disappointed. It comes on a DVD, not a CD, and her Quicksilver Power Mac G4 desktop computer only has a CD [...]

Only two decent pictures came out today for Morgan on his trip to Inflatable Insanity, or “Jumping” as he likes to call it. He did ok today until we had to come home. He was a little rough with Dawn Siau’s little girl, but I think that was accidental. He also kept trying to put [...]

Morgan is ready to go shopping. One of the first shots I took with my awesome new digital camera. This is also one of the rare shots of him fully clothed. Normally Morgan doesn’t like to wear clothes. He will tolerate them for going out, but as soon as he hits the door coming [...]

We bought a new digital camera a couple of weeks ago. It is really sweet! I love this thing. I understand why people like the really small ones, but I just don’t think they can take pictures as good as this. It came with a 16 MB memory card, which was good for 8 really [...]

It turns out Bill died of natural causes, not suicide. There’s your damned silver lining. It also turns out that he died while we were still in New England. The week we moved from New Hampshire to Maine. We were in Maine for four months before we left for Texas, and no one let us [...]

This was a day that truly sucked. This morning I was driving to work. Stopped in the lane next to me was a white van filled with some adults with various mental disabilities. I think they were heading to a job under those work programs for the handicapped. One of them was rocking back and [...]