We were watching a commercial for Holiday Greeting cards today when Anne mentioned she’d like to see one that burst into flames. This was the result as I took the idea and ran off a cliff with it.
The Mission: Impossible Holiday Card, infused with a flammable chemical triggered by body heat.
“Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to enjoy Happy Holidays!
This card will self destruct in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… ”
Whoosh! Card catches on fire and burns up like cigarette paper in the reader’s hand.
Scrooge Option: Paper is infused with Napalm, which burns the reader’s hands horribly and can’t be put out.
Happy Holidays everyone!