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Piggybank robber
Last week I learned something new about Ash. She's would make a good piggybank robber.
The other day, I saw a commercial from Wells Fargo about a woman to who put IOUs in her daughter's piggy bank. I've seen it before, but this time, I thought of something.
I said "How does she get the money out without smashing the pig?"
Ash immediately replied, "A butter knife stuck down the slot."
No hesitation whatsoever.
Hmmmm.
August 5th, 2005 - 18:15
Just watch out if she starts dispensing similarly quick solutions for hiding bodies…
August 5th, 2005 - 20:51
She’s a gamer, so that’s not a valid test…
All gamers worth their salt can come up with those solutions quickly, right?
August 6th, 2005 - 03:22
Nope… she’s definitely a closet serial killer.
August 6th, 2005 - 07:31
Well, I guess I’m safe because I’m not a closet.
August 6th, 2005 - 16:03
Hey!!! I want to state that I have NEVER, nor would I EVER, kill any closets… Not unless they attacked me first.