Daddy is a present

“Daddy’s a present!?” Morgan says. I should say that no, I don’t have a present for him, but instead…

“That’s right. I’m like a big present that comes home every day!” I reply.

“Right baby?”

“If you say so, dear.” She says patiently.

I AM THE KING OF FOOLS. BOW BEFORE ME, FOOLISH MINIONS!