I have a bag from Rhino-Skin, which I use to hold my PDA and Cell Phone, plus business cards and a pen. Ash started calling it my Purse, which of course I absolutely will not stand for. I insisted that she call it a Man-Purse. Not only that, she must call it a Man-Purse with a German accent.
Ash: “Here’s your purse.”
Me: “My what?”
Ash: <sigh> “Your man-purse.”
Me: “My vhaaat?”
Ash: “Your maaan-porse.” <in a German accent>
Me: <Smiling> “Thank you, babe!”
And all is right with the world again.