Comments on: New Tires http://michael.theshaffers.org/2005/03/21/new-tires/ Personal thoughts of a total stranger. Wed, 01 Feb 2012 01:36:30 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Anne Shaffer (AKA Michael's wife) http://michael.theshaffers.org/2005/03/21/new-tires/comment-page-1/#comment-8 Anne Shaffer (AKA Michael's wife) Wed, 23 Mar 2005 02:44:42 +0000 http://michael.theshaffers.org/2005/03/21/new-tires/#comment-8 Here's the post after <a HREF="http://www.gizoogle.com/" rel="nofollow">gizoogle.com</a> got through translating it: --- New Tires Mizzarch 21st, 2005 Izzy Izzy Today I’m straight trippin' two new tires fo` tha family car. I’m. chillin' in tha NTB mobbin' room right now as MSNBC rapping heezees go at it over our Middle East policy. They just gots dizzy rapping `bout Terry Schiavo fo all my homies in the pen. They even interviewed a gangsta `bout what tha opinions in tha blogosphere is all `bout. I was interested ta hizzle that they is interview'n blogga on MSNBC now. It seems pimpin' tizzy they is interview'n brotha `bout otha blogs instead of read'n tha blogs themselves hittin that booty. Maybe they feel they need an expert . Im crazy, you can't phase me. Watch'n MSNBC also answered anotha question I neva asked, namely “What’s Ron Reagan doing now?” He’s one of tha hosts of Coast To Coast now, I guess. Since I neva watch that show, being at work W-H-to-tha-izzen it airs, I Didn’t know he was involved in tha media fo yo bitch ass. I’m wait'n fo` tha ride ta be finished n fo` tha B-to-tha-izzill with the S-N-double-O-P. I’m with the S-N-double-O-P. hop'n it won’t cost mizzy thizzan $150 or so, but we’ll see. Once I git tha new tires, I’m going ta git tha ride inspected tomorrow n' shit. That’s n' shit. a whole ‘nother rizzay though so bow down to the bow wow. All `bout taxes n registrizzles n tha US Constitizzles etc. No wireless connection here, so that sucks n' shit. I’m n' shit. jizzay perpetratin' this up n will piznost it this even'n. Final bill: $133. --- LMAO!!! Here’s the post after gizoogle.com got through translating it:

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New Tires
Mizzarch 21st, 2005 Izzy Izzy

Today I’m straight trippin’ two new tires fo` tha family car. I’m. chillin’ in tha NTB mobbin’ room right now as MSNBC rapping heezees go at it over our Middle East policy. They just gots dizzy rapping `bout Terry Schiavo fo all my homies in the pen. They even interviewed a gangsta `bout what tha opinions in tha blogosphere is all `bout. I was interested ta hizzle that they is interview’n blogga on MSNBC now. It seems pimpin’ tizzy they is interview’n brotha `bout otha blogs instead of read’n tha blogs themselves hittin that booty. Maybe they feel they need an expert . Im crazy, you can’t phase me.

Watch’n MSNBC also answered anotha question I neva asked, namely “What’s Ron Reagan doing now?” He’s one of tha hosts of Coast To Coast now, I guess. Since I neva watch that show, being at work W-H-to-tha-izzen it airs, I Didn’t know he was involved in tha media fo yo bitch ass.

I’m wait’n fo` tha ride ta be finished n fo` tha B-to-tha-izzill with the S-N-double-O-P. I’m with the S-N-double-O-P. hop’n it won’t cost mizzy thizzan $150 or so, but we’ll see. Once I git tha new tires, I’m going ta git tha ride inspected tomorrow n’ shit. That’s n’ shit. a whole ‘nother rizzay though so bow down to the bow wow. All `bout taxes n registrizzles n tha US Constitizzles etc.

No wireless connection here, so that sucks n’ shit. I’m n’ shit. jizzay perpetratin’ this up n will piznost it this even’n.

Final bill: $133.

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LMAO!!!

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